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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

(via ashleighlynne)

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mancrook:

i love people who are really nice and kindhearted bUT ALSO HORNED OUT SEX FREAKS

(Source: gardenslumberparty, via ashleighlynne)

3 weeks ago

ccballard:

adraughtofamortentia:

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.

This has happened to me on more than one occasion.

Once a day, at least.

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